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Nobody:
--- Quote from: immortal on May 26, 2010, 03:45:36 pm ---Today i fell of da road & i started bleeding blood...LOL :D
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you started bleeding blood! :o
You mean that red fluid?! oh!... :P :P
immortal:
--- Quote from: Nobody on May 26, 2010, 05:51:34 pm ---you started bleeding blood! :o
You mean that red fluid?! oh!... :P :P
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Ya ,da 1 wit mint flavor :P
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Mint flavor huh? :(
But I like blood which tastes like chocolate!!! :P
Vampires............................
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Funny marriage/ love quotes :P
# "It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week"
# "Women are cursed, and men are the proof."
# "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
# "The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
# "I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
This thread has been empty almost for a day or two. So I'll post some :P
Sunday School Lesson
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your A**!"
... the teacher fainted!
This joke is not dirty!!! :P
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