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The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 22, 2010, 08:46:07 pm ---thanks roxy and kim ;D By the way roxy nice to see u again ;). as for that question please wait until the exams r over.I'll send u a 3 pages long essay :P
Here's another one-
The Soldier and the Nun
December 26th, 2009
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’
The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
‘I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq .’
The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’
The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’
The nun replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq either.’
Now don't say its dirty :P
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i heard a similar one but in arabic , nice By the way ;)
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
thanks ;D
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 22, 2010, 08:51:05 pm ---What do u mean by signs? ::)
Do girls leave signs like .....
DANGER AHEAD!!!! or
Speed Zone Ahead!!! :P :P :P
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actually we ladies have diff personalities ,so a girl's behavior depends on what kind of personality she has.
for me ,everyone who knows me in real life , knows when iam sad , mad , happy, superactive ...etc cuz of my expressions so ya lol ::)
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
duh! Even guys have that!!!!! ::)
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: lord kratos on May 23, 2010, 06:21:51 am ---duh! Even guys have that!!!!! ::)
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well i've been raised in a family full of girls , so i don't kno much abt boys :-X lol :D
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