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Kim:
haha nice
man u are like a walkin talkin encyclopedia of jokes!!!!!!!!haha
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Another one-
Restroom Etiquette
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
WARRIOR:
loooooool it took me a while to understadn tht :P lol !
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Here's Another one for ya :P
TYPES OF GUYS IN THE MEN'S ROOM ::)
Being a man myself, I've learned in my 17 long years that there are many different types of restroom users. You've seen them, the guy entirely too busy to notice that he's taking a leak on himself or the guy that sticks half his body inside the wall urinal so nobody else can see him. Well, now you know what they're called.
* Absent Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
* Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
* Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
* Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
* Conceited - Holds his two-inch pecker like a baseball bat.
* Crosseyed - Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
* Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
* Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
* Drunk - Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
* Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
* Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
* Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
* Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
* Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
* Little - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
* Patient - Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
* Radical - Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
* Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
* Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
* Timid - Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
* Tough - Bangs his "stuff" on side of urinal to dry it.
Q80BOY:
oh my gosh Lord you're a laughter machine!!!!! ;D hahahaha
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