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dodi23:
resons why god created eve:
10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!" And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"
dodi23:
another 1:
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.
"How do you know this, Sister?"
"My Mother Superior told me so."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"
"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.
"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"
"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"
guMnam:
--- Quote from: immortal on May 21, 2010, 04:19:50 pm ---Password rejectedA woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock
effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying
in.
"P....E....N....I....S.."
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****
--- End quote ---
this one is sooooo old...but still made me laugh..:D
immortal:
--- Quote from: dodi23 on May 21, 2010, 06:38:12 pm ---resons why god created eve:
10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
--- End quote ---
It waz eve who persisted on Adam on eating da forbidden fruit >:( , thus ure other points r baseless..
if u deny da fact v arnt in heaven because Eve.
guMnam:
--- Quote from: immortal on May 21, 2010, 07:50:03 pm ---It waz eve who persisted on Adam on eating da forbidden fruit >:( , thus ure other points r baseless..
if u deny da fact v arnt in heaven because Eve.
--- End quote ---
i agree
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