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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4665 on: May 21, 2010, 04:05:19 pm »
    Here's another one ;)
                                            From a Gynecologist ::)

A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her babyin the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.  ::)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4666 on: May 21, 2010, 04:10:27 pm »
HAHHAHAAH xD Nice jokes guys :D ;D
And Kratos, dont steal Einstein's quotes >.< ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4667 on: May 21, 2010, 04:14:18 pm »
I like Einstein  8)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4668 on: May 21, 2010, 04:19:50 pm »
Password rejected
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock
effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying
in.

"P....E....N....I....S.."

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4669 on: May 21, 2010, 04:21:29 pm »
holy sh*t!!!!! :o
awesome dude!!!!!
immortal, u really r IMMORTAL!!!! ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4670 on: May 21, 2010, 04:22:10 pm »
tsk tsk tsk....
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4671 on: May 21, 2010, 04:27:44 pm »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 21, 2010, 04:21:29 pm
holy sh*t!!!!! :o
awesome dude!!!!!
immortal, u really r IMMORTAL!!!! ;D
Thanks ;D ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4672 on: May 21, 2010, 04:31:37 pm »
                                     WARNING: ONLY FOR BOYS!!!! :P
so , let's continue!!! ;D
                                     Little Johnny's Playing Partner ::)

Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a weird (u know what I mean  ::)) noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom what's going on. "Playing cards," she replies. "Who's your partner?" asked little johnny. "Your father!"

Content with his answer, Little Johnny walks further down the hall towards his room when he hears the same noise coming from his sister's room. Again, he knocks on the door and asked his sister what was she doing. "Playing cards." "With who?" he asks. "My boyfriend!" she says.

A short while later, Little Johnny's father is walking down the hall and hears a noise coming from Little Johnny's room. He knocks on the door and asks "What are you doing?" "Playing cards!" replied Johnny. "Who's your partner?" asked his father...

Little Johnny answers promptly, "With a hand like this who needs a partner?" ::)  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4673 on: May 21, 2010, 04:31:45 pm »
hahahhahahahahahahhaahahahha

password!!!!!!! hahaha
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4674 on: May 21, 2010, 04:32:54 pm »
Quote from: immortal on May 21, 2010, 04:19:50 pm
Password rejected
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock
effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying
in.

"P....E....N....I....S.."

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****

HAHHAHHAH  OMG Best joke for today   :D :D :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4675 on: May 21, 2010, 05:28:19 pm »
dude thats too perverted  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

some ppl might get offended !


my fav one anyway

8.What is the lightest thing in the world?
  A penis…even a thought can raise it.

hHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH BUT STILL  :-X :-X :-X
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4676 on: May 21, 2010, 05:30:17 pm »
looooool sick but hilarious!!!!!! :D :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4677 on: May 21, 2010, 05:31:32 pm »
alright, i am going to remove it..... :)

EDIT - Alright, removed it!! ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4678 on: May 21, 2010, 05:32:50 pm »
Quote from: lord kratos on May 21, 2010, 05:31:32 pm
alright, i am going to remove it..... :)
lol cheers ! good man ! but im keeping my fav one on :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4679 on: May 21, 2010, 05:33:07 pm »
Quote from: immortal on May 21, 2010, 04:19:50 pm
Password rejected
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock
effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying
in.

"P....E....N....I....S.."

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****


hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........

thats seriously the best one that i have heard till now....


hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......... still can't stop laughing'
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