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~~~~shreyapril~~~~:
hehe lol nice one :P
nid404:
lol :D
Q80BOY:
oryt guys .. instead of posting your jokes in separate threads .. post them here .. let's revive this thread! :D
I'll start :P
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
lol!!!! ;D nice one Q80BOY...... ;D
Q80BOY:
here's another one for my good friend lord kratos! :P hahaha
There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"
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