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Monica:
hahahahahaha..!!!! Thx for the correction ya Omer..loooooool..CIE should take that A* they gave me in English  :-[  :-[

Thank You Lana.  :D Is that ur real name By the way..?

Amelia:
m a bengali, Mony.

Amelia:
.. nd guys, did u know dat Men are actually struk dumb when dey c a blonde, its a fact i read somewhere but cant remeber now...
Anyways, here's another fact.

while she is attractive and popular, she lacks both common street-sense and academic intelligence, often to a comedic level. Blondes are usually portrayed as promiscuous and selfish. They also tend to carry around tiny purses that don't actually carry anything, and also little dogs who are completely stoned..

i guess, i sld. stop this thing abt. blondes. its not like i've a grudge against them...

Amelia:
and here's my joke 4 da day,

Getting Revenge by marriage[/color].
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

Johnson: "But I want you to."

Wife: "But why?"

Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

ksitna:
LOL :D

i miss this thread
and i just found it
didnt think it would keep going :D
glad it did tho

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