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Monica:
--- Quote from: woteverr... on May 27, 2009, 11:51:47 am ---social and racial discrimination >:( >:( >:(
u either name this thred "Arabic jokes" or post em in english...
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LOL!! OK WOTEVERR!! i posted ones in english..and when we posted in arabic becuz no one was there!! but then if u got any english post them here..... :) NO DISCRIMINATION DUDE!! :)
ZeroZero82:
A smart blond, Santa clause and a pregnant woman were in an elevator. They say a penny on the floor. Who picks it up?
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The pregnant lady. Because the other two aren't real xD
Don't get it in a bad way...it's just a joke ;D
X Abdulrahman X:
The funniest blonde jokes :P
-I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
*she called me to get my phone number.
*she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
*she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
X Abdulrahman X:
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
Monica:
haha funny guys!! POST MORE!!
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