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Monica:
--- Quote from: abdulrahman101 on May 27, 2009, 05:33:07 pm ---Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
:)
;)
:D
;D
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell. XD
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!
BUT UR WRONG >:( >:( >:(
Q80BOY:
--- Quote from: abdulrahman101 on May 27, 2009, 05:46:47 pm ---wow its faster already :D
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Boy, Go get your mother."
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
yes, thats funny man ;D
X Abdulrahman X:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
Monica:
lol!! hey u wont watch da match??
X Abdulrahman X:
tv is beside me, but i think the remote is broken lol
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