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ZeroZero82:
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
Q80BOY:
--- Quote from: Monica on May 27, 2009, 03:49:29 pm ---haha funny!!
ok solve this riddle!!
When is an apple not an apple?? ;D
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when it's in my stomach ?
ZeroZero82:
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
Monica:
--- Quote from: Q80BOY on May 27, 2009, 03:52:25 pm ---
--- Quote from: Monica on May 27, 2009, 03:49:29 pm ---haha funny!!
ok solve this riddle!!
When is an apple not an apple?? ;D
--- End quote ---
when it's in my stomach ?
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haha!! NO!!
the answer is when it is a pineapple!! :P
Q80BOY:
lol
i hate pineapples !!
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