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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1755 on: June 08, 2009, 12:37:33 pm »
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1756 on: June 08, 2009, 12:40:36 pm »
hey ya ppl!!
how was bio exaam

it was good, but too long, the teacher was like last minute and i had a whole question to go, but it turned out to be fine in the end
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1757 on: June 08, 2009, 12:43:23 pm »
hey ya ppl!!
how was bio exaam

it was good, but too long, the teacher was like last minute and i had a whole question to go, but it turned out to be fine in the end
my friend was was telling me it was hard
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1758 on: June 08, 2009, 12:44:33 pm »
) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?
because Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
bones....


yeh suddenly anti malyali kaam kab shuru hoa, delete kar do, warna ....
You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be.

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1759 on: June 08, 2009, 12:46:04 pm »
oh god manah!!!!

damn hilarious....i was laughin so loudly m mom came to c wots rong!!!!


god...lollllllzzzzzzz......just cant control mself!!!

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1760 on: June 08, 2009, 12:46:12 pm »
WARNA......MODERATORS BANN KAR DEY GAYE??

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1761 on: June 08, 2009, 12:46:50 pm »
) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?
because Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
bones....


yeh suddenly anti malyali kaam kab shuru hoa, delete kar do, warna ....
delete this post
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1762 on: June 08, 2009, 12:47:23 pm »
uh-oh manah u del it??

damn yaar!!

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1763 on: June 08, 2009, 12:48:28 pm »
to kya horaha hai, aaj
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1764 on: June 08, 2009, 12:48:48 pm »
uh-oh manah u del it??

damn yaar!!
hehe mazay ka thaa na i have alot of this :P
yaa i idd dleeteed it bxcuz i dont want this froum to be BANNED:(
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1765 on: June 08, 2009, 12:49:19 pm »
WARNA......MODERATORS BANN KAR DEY GAYE??
i guuessss
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1766 on: June 08, 2009, 12:49:45 pm »
oh god manah!!!!

damn hilarious....i was laughin so loudly m mom came to c wots rong!!!!


god...lollllllzzzzzzz......just cant control mself!!!
heheheh:P
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1767 on: June 08, 2009, 12:50:41 pm »
acha chalo thek hai waise mein ne save ker liya hai to show it to others....lollllzzz

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1768 on: June 08, 2009, 12:51:59 pm »
waise agar aur mallu wale hein tau mujhe mail ker dena....u hv m email rite...the one jisse mein ne pprs bheje the??

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #1769 on: June 08, 2009, 12:52:59 pm »
waise agar aur mallu wale hein tau mujhe mail ker dena....u hv m email rite...the one jisse mein ne pprs bheje the??
haan ill surely search my inbox n send u :)
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