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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12375 on: May 27, 2010, 07:22:11 pm »
hahaha...that was funny and weird too.  :D


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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12376 on: May 27, 2010, 07:23:03 pm »
hey zara, guys check this out, laughed my head off..


'Wannabe bank-robbers in Germany were forced to leave empty-handed after a slight misjudgement over the amount of explosives needed meant they destroyed the whole bank - except for the thing with the money inside. The bank destruction took place in the northeastern German village of Malliss (which, if it only got a little bigger, would be a town called Malliss).

'The bank was reduced to a pile of rubble and its roof completely obliterated by the night-time explosion, while cars and buildings up to 100 metres away were damaged. However, in the ruins of the bank, there was one thing left completely intact: the cash machine. 'The explosion was so big, they had to run away without the money,' said local police spokesman Niels Borgmann. 'Something evidently didn't work the way the robbers wanted it to,' he added with masterful understatement. Nobody is thought to have been injured in the blast. Police are still hunting for the culprits' - Metro
LMAOO!!  jerkksss hahaahaaa
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12377 on: May 27, 2010, 07:23:45 pm »
hahaha...that was funny and weird too.  :D


i know, stupid robbers...
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12378 on: May 27, 2010, 07:23:57 pm »
haha nice

hey ppl me bak
i did 4 chapters lol
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12379 on: May 27, 2010, 07:25:09 pm »
haha nice

hey ppl me bak
i did 4 chapters lol
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12380 on: May 27, 2010, 07:25:21 pm »
heyya kim nice eh? me too studied pretty much today lol
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12381 on: May 27, 2010, 07:25:48 pm »
you know i thought that german news was a joke and i kept waiting for the punchline? ::)
hahahahahaa gotta love it ;D

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12382 on: May 27, 2010, 07:26:13 pm »
lol hey kim

so hwz evrythin?????

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12383 on: May 27, 2010, 07:26:23 pm »
i was studing

i put myself on a ban from sf till i did sum studin

By the way fep looks nice
like the makeover
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12384 on: May 27, 2010, 07:26:51 pm »
ull love this even more

'A brawny kangaroo that has been seeking love of late has focussed his lust on the women of a Territory town. The well-endowed macropod has been hanging around the Honeymoon Ranges in Tennant Creek recently, making every effort to woo a woman. One resident who walks along the bike track to the Mary Ann Dam regularly said she realised she was being followed early one morning. "I turned around and saw this big kangaroo behind me, so I hastened my steps," she said. "It seemed a bit odd, but I continued walking and didn't think much about it.

"Then on the return walk he was there waiting for me," she said. "With his male pride on full alert, he started circling me. There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing. It was a huge kangaroo and quite intimidating. I yelled at him to go away, waved my hands about and let him know I wasn't interested, but he was persistent - I'll give him that."...There were reports a male speedway fan confronted the kangaroo but came off second best when the beast punched him in the face' - NTNews.com.
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12385 on: May 27, 2010, 07:27:14 pm »
i was studing

i put myself on a ban from sf till i did sum studin

By the way fep looks nice
like the makeover
what makepver of fep?? iv heard this buh neva saw =\ its just the same old thing ???
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12386 on: May 27, 2010, 07:27:37 pm »

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12387 on: May 27, 2010, 07:28:30 pm »
haha lol chaos king nice


thanks for askin 6394 i am good

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12388 on: May 27, 2010, 07:29:26 pm »
u guys shud read this
i got this in an email from my bro


Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.


The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.


We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."




The American said, " Talking about love marriages?... I'll tell you my story.


I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.


"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.


My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.


More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.



Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.


And you say you have family problems.. ?  !


After all is said and done, more is said than done.

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #12389 on: May 27, 2010, 07:31:05 pm »
what makepver of fep?? iv heard this buh neva saw =\ its just the same old thing ???
same :/

the kangaroo story --> :o
it can't be real. it's too disturbing. "it's male pride on full alert"? -__-