abdulrahman101 was a private assassin, inactive for 3 years, until he got a call from the president telling Adburahman that he needed him to kill his wife, Mrs. Angela and Abdurahman agreed to do so but he needs to know the reason for the president's request, as he has a notebook where he record every assassination and the reason for it, so the president replied back: "You dont need a reason from me, I am the president of the United States and I am ordering you to do so. I expect you to listen to me carefully and follow every instruction. Abdulrahman101 paused for a moment and said coldly, "No one gives me instructions, i do it all by my self"...the president turned red with anger and shrugged." Thats fine Abdurahman, I'll just send someone else to do the job, and Im sure they'll be honoured to do it for the president of the United States, and after they've done that...you may be the next target" the President sniggered.Abdurahman replied " hahahaha, nice one mr. president...so when do u want me to do it?"." Goodness gracious, dont you think its amazing how threatening to kill someone works Abdurahman...? He asked sarcastically. there was no reply..the president quickly changed the topics and muttered.."My wife always goes for a morning walk early morning"...i want you to finish the job by tomorrow...is it understood?...."Consider it done!!" he said "However, I suddenly wish to impart why I want you to kill my wife. She stole a burger from me at lunch yesterday, not just any burger, but the burger."
Abdulrahman 101 gasped. "You mean THE BURGER? The one that keeps the world safe only supposed to be eaten by the president at lunch time? How could she?"
THE NEXT MORNING.
Abdurahaman was still unsure about this. It was 8 am and he was all prepared apart from the fact that he had lost his .54 calibre..how could carry out the assasination without his favourite gun...what could he do? Abdurahman needed to find away to get that gun. Had someone stolen it.? He had checked everywhere-his pants, his bed, under his favorite stuffed animal but he STILL couldn't find it. She had to be killed before the world ended! The burger betrayer had to be stopped! How could it just disappear like that?
Suddenly Roxy walked into his room. Roxy was his partner, another assassin, and was probably better than he himself (although of course he didn't let the president know that or he would be out of a job). "Something wrong, aba?" She asked. He liked his pet name, aba. Roxy could always calm him down when he was stressed. "Yes," he said "it's about the president's wife. She ate... she ate the BURGER!"
" The BURGER!! Oh my ghod..! how could she do that..!! Wot a betrayer..!, okay aba, I have a plan...
In the next few hours, Roxy masterminded a perfect plan, where nothing could go wrong. In approximately 18 hours, Aba and Roxy would walk and meet the president's wife on her early morning walk. There they would convince her to stop in this very secluded garden and then they would tie her hands and blind fold her, then take her to their secret hideout, then quietly use their extra special killing technique that killed her without feeling any pain. They would dispose of her in their incinerator.
*18 HOURS LATER*
Aba woke up, already covered in sweat. Roxy stirred and placed a comforting arm around him. "it will work" she reassured him. "Balance will be restored to the world.". " Its just that I havn't done this in ages..and I dont really feel up to it." Abdurahman mumbled
"But aba-she ate the burger; we must take revenge, and this was the President's order..we must.." replied Roxy, who was STILL A GEEK, but felt cool about it, being an assassin and all.
So they went into the garden and found her. She was just walking along, minding her own business, singing "Edelweiss". She had a beautiful voice.
" Wow, and we're supposed to kill her, oh my dayyyss... we cannot be serious..!" Aba exclaimed nervously. " Aba man, stop acting wimpish, act like a man, or atleast act like me, yes she has an amazzing voice but look at what shes done. You have to keep reminding yourself about that Aba, she ate the burger, she ate the burger, ad she does not deserve to live." Roxy explained. Aba sighed and said "Okay-let's do this. On my count-3,2,1- NOW!!!"
So in they went, and followed the plan to the very core. They killed Mrs. Angela, and burned her dead body in the incinerator. Aba reported back to the president. "Is she dead?" He asked. "Yes, she is, we.. uh.. uh.. I mean I have completed my mission Mr. President."
" Did I just hear you say "we" Mr. Abdurahman ? Did you just say we have completed the mission?" Mr. President questionned. " Uh.. no sir,uh.. I said uh... I have completed the uh...mission" Aba stammered. " Alright " the president said. " Now I request for 100million dollars to keep your secret safe, send it to bank number 123abdulrahman0rokx2343" Aba said. The president agreed .
But the very next morning aba found out that he didn't receive the money and he was cheated by the president..aba called up the president-he said ruefully..what about our money?....when are you going to provide us with that?
the president acted as if nothing had happened and is unaware of the killing..he said what money?
what have u done?...and why in the wide world should i provide u with the money?
aba cried out,"because we killed ur wife!",
the president smiled and said..."what? what do you mean? You mean you were the ones behind the disappearance of my wife? Aba was furious-"you're tricking us!" he said-it was all just a plan to frame us for the murder of your wife! What about the burger? What about the country's safety???" The president laughed. "What? You honestly believe in that burger crap?" He laughed and laughed and eventually Aba slammed down the phone and went to talk to Roxy.
"ROXY!!!" He shouted. "The president cheated us and is going to frame us! We have to kill him before it's too late!"
Roxy came. "Calm down." she said. "Perhaps we don't need to kill him-we can just threaten him. Sound good? I have your conversation with the president taped-don't worry" she smiled. "How did you do that?" Aba exclaimed. "Well, you see Aba, Im a smart Alex.. you're always supposed to be prepared for this stuff.. I mean come on man youve been an assasin for ages, what made you forget all your techniques...?" okay so this is what we do., when the president holds a speech, all worried about his missing wife, and letting the whole world know that Abdurahman is suspected to have killed her, we both turn up and watch him suddenly collapse just as he says "I know who killed my wife. It was..." -he collapses right then. "But I thought you said you wouldn't kill him?" Aba asked, perplexed. "Never fear, it's just a Brazilian poison that makes him slip into a coma. When he's taken to hospital, we'll give him the antidote and then we will tell him how we want it to happen. We're going to tell him to confess he killed his wife himself-that's what he gets for betraying us! I'll reveal myself to him then-see what a nasty surprise he gets! If he doesn't confess, we'll abduct his son until he does, and we will threaten to kill him.
2hours later..
" I heard the authorities have confirmed her dead, not just missing." said Roxy. " Its true " said abdulrahman101, " and hes making a speech about it in 2 more hours, we should get ready. How is he going to collapse?" "Leave it to me-I have a plan. Just be ready in 103 minutes to be ready to catch the president. You're his 'secretary' remember? Haha the public is so unsuspecting... see you soon!" She kissed him on the cheek and left.
