You may have heard the news today about a new subatomic particle being discovered at the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER in Switzerland.
Wow I thought.
Can I buy one in time for Christmas?
I emailed CERN:
Can I buy one of them thar new subatomic particles?
I want one in time for Christmas.
How much do you want for one?
Can you wrap- it and deliver it by Saturday?
Awaiting reply