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Offline $tyli$h Executive

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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #90 on: April 02, 2010, 03:52:48 pm »
Oh hello, you think this is a 'fight'?! :P

Anyways, good luck for the equality!
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #91 on: April 02, 2010, 06:55:20 pm »
it's a kinda debate but here you are fighting but with words..!! :P :P
thanx..!! :) :)
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #92 on: April 02, 2010, 07:30:21 pm »
Refrain from making such generalized statements.
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #93 on: April 25, 2010, 03:51:51 pm »
hey..people......
I just found this thing o0n internet!!!

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to her in her dreams & give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 years successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really an "Angel" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

Angel: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Angel: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Angel: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn’t know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time …): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It’s OK.

Angel: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world. Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It’s OK.

Angel: Be as you wish.

Angel: Now the last boon remains.

Girl: O Angel, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Angel: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Angel: Be as you wish.

Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world’s most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading … boys scroll down…

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Dear boys, don't worry, actually what happened is something different than what you all think! Actually, the girl’s boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world’s richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. So don't worry if you think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.

Hey….I told u girls not to read…

Just for fun with truth…
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #94 on: April 25, 2010, 03:59:49 pm »
haha!!
cool mahn!! :P
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #95 on: April 25, 2010, 04:30:54 pm »
Hahaha! GREAT!! :D
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #96 on: April 25, 2010, 04:58:56 pm »
Stylish u double posted...i'll have to take one off
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #97 on: April 25, 2010, 05:32:32 pm »
Hey nobody a good one but the down part which was for only boys which i guess all girls would have read :P :P isn't true i mean a girl would never be so unkind...she would always think good for everyone 'cause we are all born with soft-heart... :) :)
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #98 on: April 25, 2010, 05:45:03 pm »
I don't think most girls would do that...i used the word "most" cuz i know there can be some ******* who only want a guy with money,fame blah blah blah

But most girls are not like that...and they would never wish for this
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #99 on: May 24, 2010, 07:48:36 pm »

i think all this talk about men and women being equal is just a she said he said argument ... question is 2 women do u reallie wanna be equal with men i mean do u think we should be treated the samee... hmm im really againt the whole equality thingy between us becuz if u really think about it and 4get all the crap u hear about womens rights blah blah blah ... ull find out that women and man arent reallie equal!!!

men dont give birth 2 children and carry them in their insides 4 9 months!!1 is just a easy example of how were not equal... women should be treated with more respect and gratitude then men doo .... we should have the advantage over men reallieee common i think if u ask any undrunk, sane person on this planet theyll tell u women suffer and go through more in their life just 4 the ppl around them 2 be happieee..

so inequality nopeee against ... we should beeee Favorited over men and be treated like angels everysingle minute of our lives  :P ..lol !!
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #100 on: May 24, 2010, 09:06:03 pm »
do u give bith to children nd carry them for 9 months???? cz i dont
lool jk jk
i disagree wid u,,, cz they should b equal,,,, women hv men as their protectors nd men hv women as their supporter nd guideor ;)
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #101 on: May 24, 2010, 10:19:44 pm »
Quote from: dodi23 on May 24, 2010, 09:06:03 pm
do u give bith to children nd carry them for 9 months???? cz i dont
lool jk jk
i disagree wid u,,, cz they should b equal,,,, women hv men as their protectors nd men hv women as their supporter nd guideor ;)


lol i didnt get 2 that point bas eventuallie i will ou ba3dayn that doesnt mean theyre equal it means they complete each other!!.. bas 3ad every1 has different ways at looking at things  ;D
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #102 on: December 31, 2011, 07:52:54 pm »
hehe =]
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Re: The battle of the sexes!
« Reply #103 on: January 24, 2012, 03:48:28 am »
Quote from: dodi23 on May 24, 2010, 09:06:03 pm
do u give bith to children nd carry them for 9 months???? cz i dont
lool jk jk
i disagree wid u,,, cz they should b equal,,,, women hv men as their protectors nd men hv women as their supporter nd guideor ;)


If men are protectors and women are supporters as you state, then they clearly are not equal because their roles in a relationship are not identical.
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