For all times sake, I'll share a funny sarcastic poem I wrote. Well despite how life changes us, my goofy self still exists.
Well, I hope at least one of my old friends here will come across this one day. Oh, and by the way I pretended I was a guy so that I can legit compliment a girl in the
most twisted sarcastic way possible. I had an exam in the morning, so don't judge me! You could say I was a bit high from the lack of sleep. Anyways, This is how it goes;
Your cheeks are the color of tomatoes
They look like mini potatoes
Your eyes the color of maple syrup
Often mistaken that of coughing syrup
Your hair is as black as my soul
Making me feel whole
You smell like a flower
As fresh as farts in a shower
When you look at the mirror
You make me freeze in terror
Shooing the good away
Making me get far away
I hope this made you smile
Later Alligator