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Experience counts?
« on: July 11, 2011, 08:56:13 pm »
 Experience counts
>
> *A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking
> his faithful, elderly dog named Killer, along for the company.
>
> One day the old dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that
> he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
> direction with the intention of having lunch.
>
> The old dog thinks, "Oh, ho! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones
> on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones
> with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap,
> the old dog exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder,
> if there are any more around here?"
> Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
> terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the
> leopard, "That was close! That old dog nearly had me!"
>
> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
> tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
> protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old dog sees him
> heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must
> be up.
>
> The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a
> deal for himself with the leopard.
>
> The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
> monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
> canine!
>
> Now, the old dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and
> thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits
> down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and
> just when they get close enough to hear, the old dog says...
> "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
> leopard!
>
>
> Moral of this story...
> Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and
> treachery! Ability to take right decision at the right time, only sharpens with
> age and experience.


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Re: Experience counts?
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 01:32:49 am »
Lol. :D ^Funny story. :P
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Re: Experience counts?
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 10:45:44 am »
this is very funny
thanks ash

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Re: Experience counts?
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 12:13:21 pm »
I had read this somewhere before. Nice of you to share it here, Ash.  :D