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nid404:
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BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people

CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn

SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES
Something other people have;
I have character lines!
 ;D

The Golden Girl =D:
Nice 8)

[Ash]:
some of them are so true!!! funny..

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