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I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:

--- Quote from: [Ash] on September 06, 2010, 12:22:01 pm ---



ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law

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EPIC !!  :D :D

ashish:
mega lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ::)

Amelia:
LOLLLZZ  :D :D :D

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