Italian Mafia Don is dying, calls GRANDSON:
Lissin a me, I wanna u 2 taka my 38 caliber pistol so u always remembr me
GRANDSON:
Grandpa, I dona lika guns. Howz about u leva me u ROLEX watch
GRANDPA:
Shudup n lissin, Somma day u gonna runna da business, U gonna ave a bootiful wife, lots a money, a biga house, a couple of kids.. Someday u gonna come a home n find u wife inna bed with anotha man, What a u gonna do den, point ur ROLEX n say 'times up'
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